Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Unfortunate: Roses Really Smell Like Poo poo poo*

*The lyrics migh actually be "boo boo boo."  Half the lyrics websites I looked at said "boo," the other said "poo."  My friend and I even listened to Outkast's "Roses" several times to figure out, and we think it's "poo."


Ahem.


While doing research for my brown handbag search, I came across the following from Dolce & Gabbana:


Ugh 


Dolce & Gabbana Miss Lipari Floral Tote, Saks Fifth Avenue, $795


Cabbage roses?  Are you kidding me?  If you're older than 23 or so, you might remember every couch in the late '80s thru '98 or so that was either a horrible color (hunter green or mauve) or a horrible print (cabbage roses or some faux Native American design).  Your grandma probably still has a couch in this print, covered in plastic.  However, if you like this print (really?) here's a much cheaper alternative:


Abercrombie 


Classic Tote in Red Floral, Abercrombie & Fitch, $48.00